Memorable Quotes from
Crow, The (1994)

T-Bird: This is the really real world, and there ain't no comin' back.

T-Bird: Abashed the Devil stood and felt how awful goodness is.

T-Bird: I got trouble. One of my men got himself perished.
Top Dollar: Yeah and who might that be?
T-Bird: Tin Tin, somebody stuck his blades in all his major organs in alphabetical order.
Top Dollar: Gentlemen, by all means, I think we ought to have an introspective moment of silence for poor ol' Tin Tin.
[sniffs]

Top Dollar: Greed is for amateurs. Disorder, chaos, anarchy: now that's fun!

Eric Draven: It can't rain all the time.

Eric Draven: Little things use to mean so much to Shelley -- I thought they were kind of trivial. Believe me, nothing is trivial.

Top Dollar: Ya know, my daddy used to say every man's got a devil. And you can't rest 'til you find him... but if it's any consolation to you, you have put a smile on my face.

Sarah: People used to think that when someone dies, a crow carries their soul to the land of the dead. But sometimes... only sometimes the crow brings that soul back to set the wrong things right.

Eric Draven: I have something to give you. I don't want it anymore. Thirty hours of pain all at once, all for you.

Eric Draven: Go ahead and shoot, Fun Boy. You've got me dead bang.

Top Dollar: Our friend T-bird won't be joining us this evening on account of a slight case of death.

Eric Draven: Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children. Do you understand? Your daughter is waiting for you out on the streets.

Sarah: If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn. People die. But real love lives forever.

Tin Tin: Murderer? Murderer!? Let me tell you a little something about murder. It's fun, it's easy, and you gonna learn all about it.
[pulls out two blades]

Tin Tin: I'd like you to meet two buddies of mine. We never miss.

[gazing at falling-snow crystal ball containing a mini-cemetery]
Top Dollar: Dad gave me this. Fifth birthday. He said, "Childhood's over the moment you know you're gonna die."

Eric Draven: They're all dead. They just don't know it yet.

Albrecht: Police! Don't move! I said, 'Don't move!'
Eric Draven: I though the police always said, 'Freeze!'
Albrecht: Well, I am the police, and I say, 'Don't move!' Snow White. You move, you're dead.
Eric Draven: And I say, 'I'm dead,' and I move.

Sarah: What are you supposed to be, some kinda clown or something?
Eric Draven: Sometimes.

Gideon: Please, I'm beggin' you. Don't kill me.
Eric Draven: I'm not going to kill you. Your job will be to tell the rest of them that death is coming for them, tonight. And tell them Eric Draven sends his regards.

Eric Draven: Suddenly their came a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. You heard me rapping, right?

[Just before he stabs Tin-Tin]
Eric Draven: Victims; aren't we all?

Eric Draven: It's not a good day to be a bad guy.

Albrecht: I thought you were invincible!
Eric Draven: Yeah, well, now I'm not.

[Skank puts a gun to Tin Tin's head.]
Skank: Fuck you, Tin Tin!
[Tin Tin puts a knife to Skank's throat.]
Tin Tin: Hey, that shit ain't even loaded, man.
[Funboy points a gun at Tin Tin.]
Funboy: But this one is.
[T-Bird points a gun at all three of them.]
T-Bird: Which of you Motor City motherfuckers wants to bet me THIS ONE ISN'T?!

Eric Draven: Is that gasoline I smell?

Eric Draven: I see you have made your decision, now let's see you enforce it.
Top Dollar: Aw, this is already boring the shit out of me. Kill 'im!

Top Dollar: So you're him,huh?..The Avenger, The Killer of killers. Nice outfit, not sure about the face though?

Eric Draven: You shouldn't smoke these. They could kill you.

T-Bird: FIRE IT UP! FIRE IT UP!

[Top Dollar noticed the crow on the table]
Top Dollar: How the hell did that thing get in here?
Eric Draven: Gentlemen!

[After shooting the crow]
Top Dollar: Quick impression for you: Caw! Caw! Bang! Fuck, I'm dead!

Funboy: Look what you've done... to my sheets.

Top Dollar: For a dead man you bleed just fine.

Eric Draven: Take your shot, Funboy. Ya got me, dead bang.

Funboy: You are seriously fucked up. Would you look in the mirror? I mean, you need professional help!

[Funboy pulls the trigger, blowing a hole in Eric Draven's hand]
Funboy: Bingo! He shoots, he scores!

Eric Draven: Does that hurt?

Eric Draven: Mr. Gideon, you're not paying attention! I REPEAT: A Gold engagement ring, yes? It was pawned by a customer of yours named Tin Tin. He confide it in me before he ran out of BREATH!

Eric Draven: MURDERER!
Tin Tin: What the fuck you want man?!
Eric Draven: I want you to tell me a story: A man and a woman in love a year ago-
Tin Tin: Yeah-
Eric Draven: LISTEN! I'm sure you'll remember. You killed them, on Halloween.

Top Dollar: I think we broke her.

Gideon: My livelihood got flushed and went swirling.

Skank: I feel like a little worm on a big fucking hook.

Top Dollar: Oh for fuck's sake, just die already would ya?

[After being shot by Top-dollar]
Eric Draven: Hehe...aw fuck...
[Collapses on the ground]

Eric Draven: you know a guy named T-bird, he had a friend that shouldn't have played with knives.

T-Bird: You know, Lake Eerie actually caught on fire once from all the crap floating around in it. I wish I could've seen that.

Funboy: Jesus Christ!
Eric Draven: Jesus Christ? Stop me if you heard this one: Jesus Christ walks into a hotel. (Fun Boy shoots him) Ow! He hands the innkeeper three nails, and he asks... (Fun Boy shoots him again)
Funboy: Don't you ever fuckin' die?
Eric Draven: Can you put me up for the night?

Lead Cop: What's this on the wall?
Albrecht: Blood, but I think you'd write it as graffiti.

Albrecht: His name is Tin-tin.
Lead Cop: God. Doesn't anyone in this gang have a grown-up name?

[After Tin-Tin tells him the names of the rest of the gang]
Eric Draven: A little jolly club!

Lead Cop: [to Beat Cop] You're covering for someone who's out there killing gang members left and right!

Lead Cop: [to Beat Cop] A man is strapped to his car as it explodes and goes over the dock and you're writing this down as an accidental car crash?!